I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen!!!

I hate jumpin on bandwagons, but the whole Charlie Sheen hype has actually made me laugh more than once. Because of this over-saturation we’ve been blessed with plenty of Sheenisms and quotes that are incomprehensible yet slightly intriguing.
So I think its worth sharing with you guys some of his WINNING Quotes. Enjoy!

Here’s a round up of Sheen’s greatest and most notable quotes [so far]…
"I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars."

"I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go."

"Can’t is the cancer of happening."

"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists." "I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."

"If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ "It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm."

"If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned."

"The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning," "Just winning every second," "Winning, anyone?" "Duh, winning!"

"[CBS] picked a fight with a warlock." And my 2 Favourite quotes right here:

"I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children."